FIRST THOUGHT OF THE DAY WAS ABOUT A MAXXED OUT CREDIT CARD

THAT BOUGHT NOTHING

NEXT THOUGHT WAS OF A BOTTLE OF BEER SO I BOUGHT SOME

SITTING BACK FEELING GOOD I’VE GOT NO WORRIES

THEN I REALIZED I SHOULD BE AT WORK BUT I’M BUSY

HAVE NOTHING GOT NOTHING WANT NOTHING I’M ON A BENDER 2X

GOT A GOOD JOB BUT THE DOWNSIDE IS THAT I HAVE TO TRAVEL

GET INTO TOWN AND I ANALYZE THE SCENE BUT THERE AIN’T ONE

I DRINK A LOT OF STUFF UNTIL I CAN’T SEE STRAIGHT BUT THAT’S OK

THEN I WAKE UP AND AND I HEAR PEOPLE SAY, “OH NO, THERE GOES YOUR PLANE!!!”

HAVE NOTHING GOT NOTHING WANT NOTHING I’M ON A BENDER 2X

AND I’VE GOT NOTHING TO PROVE I CAN’T LOSE

AND I’VE GOT NOTHING TO DO WITHOUT YOU

AND I’LL DRINK MORE THAN YOU I’M ON A BENDER

AND I’VE GOT NOTHING TO DO I’M ON A BENDER

THE GAG REFLEX CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE A MESS IF YOU LET IT

START WITH SOMETHING BLUE TO GET YOU IN THE GROOVE

HAVE A SPECIAL IT’S ON THE HOUSE

AN EARLY MORNING BUZZ CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A VILLIAN

BUT LIFE IS PURE AND BECOMES CLEAR BECAUSE YOU SWITCH TO BEER

HAVE NOTHING GOT NOTHING WANT NOTHING I’M ON A BENDER 2X

AND I’VE GOT NOTHING TO PROVE AND YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING TO LOSE

AND I’VE GOT NOTHING TO DO I’M ON A BENDER

I’M ON A BENDER BABY…